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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ABSOLUTELY DO NOT:

  • • play with my hair
  • • touch my arm while laughing
  • • give a small smile and look down to the floor while biting your lip
  • • stare at me while I do things
  • • touch me more than necessary
  • • tell me little secrets about yourself
  • • draw me things
  • • sit/stand/lay too close to me
  • • offer to (or actually do) come over to take care of me when I'm sick or upset
  • • send me cute or dumb messages
  • • ask me questions about my childhood
  • • tell me I'm attractive (no matter which word you use)
  • • give me a pet name
  • • buy me little things because you 'thought of me when you saw it'
  • • kiss me, anywhere
  • • write me poems or songs or stories
  • • make me anything
  • • fall asleep on me
  • • sing to me
  • • wear my clothes
  • • flirt with me, jokingly or not
  • THESE ARE ALL BAD AND EVIL THINGS TO DO BECAUSE IF YOU DO THEM THERE IS A 103% CHANCE I WILL FALL IN FUCKING LOVE WITH YOU GODDAMMIT
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